Monday, May 31, 2004
Epilogue: I'd Rather Be Blue...
And so our Iceland adventure ended, with an otherworldly, refreshing dip in the warm, milky, mineral waters of the Blue Lagoon. It's about 4 feet deep and the floor is sand and white clay-like material. It really seemed to have soothing, beneficent qualities. And now, I must off to sleep my friends

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Spin Spin Reykjavik


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Sunday, May 30, 2004
Iceland is Green, and Greenland is Ice...

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?" - Groucho Marx"
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
"In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a
nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal
activity." - Dr. Jamrach Holobom
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Saturday, May 29, 2004
Hrútspungar, Anyone?


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Land Of The Almost Midnight Sun

Lo and behold, it was 10:50pm when the sun slid behind the Reykjavik bay horizon last night. Well past midnight, dim orange light reflected off the low clouds, i.e., civil twilight. We awoke at noon today to another rare partly sunny Iceland day. By 1:30pm we should hit the road. Destination: The Golden Circle. Details to follow!this entry's permalink
Friday, May 28, 2004
Happy Birthday Dave!

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Scissor Spotlight: here´s NME´s on-target review of the Scissor Sisters show I took in with Thomas at the Bowery Ballroom last Sunday. Even better, what they´re all about, plus a vivid and helpful review of their amazing CD.
Impressions of Iceland so far: eerily beautiful, lots of volcanic rock and green tundra, snowy mountains framing deep blue harbors, two-lane strips of highway, and groupings here and there of cheerfully colored little houses, a crayola-box cornucopia of paint aimed at chasing away the arctic blues... Reykjavik and environs are home to half of Iceland´s 250,000 inhabitants. Thus, the population of Chelsea and Greenwich Village occupying an island the size of West Virginia.
Aaron climbs the stick-shift learning curve! My reflexes are kicking in, this was a superb idea. It is, however, just as well that I did my first spin without Mom in tow. That was a 45-minute version of a 10-minute trip, stretched out by infinity missed turns and street names that are all extremely long, similar-sounding, and printed on very small signs : - ) I am happy to report most of my mistakes involve gears, hurting the car, rather than traffic, which would endanger me and other people! A stick-shift car lets you know very quickly when it is unhappy, in the form of a noxious, burning chemical smell which is literally sparks flying around the rubber cords in your gear box.

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Burning Rubber In Wonderland...

Aaron climbs the stick-shift learning curve! My reflexes are kicking in, this was a superb idea. It is, however, just as well that I did my first spin without Mom in tow. That was a 45-minute version of a 10-minute trip, stretched out by infinity missed turns and street names that are all extremely long, similar-sounding, and printed on very small signs : - ) I am happy to report most of my mistakes involve gears, hurting the car, rather than traffic, which would endanger me and other people! A stick-shift car lets you know very quickly when it is unhappy, in the form of a noxious, burning chemical smell which is literally sparks flying around the rubber cords in your gear box.

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66 N Getaway

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Thursday, May 27, 2004
From New York, To Chez Björk..
I will be posting from Iceland of course, so that you can accompany my stick-shift midnight sun unrepentant Viking adventure...I love the last day of work before a break...

For company on this junket I've invited along my Mom (pictured below on Arizona's Apache Trail)

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Iceland tomorrow night! Here's another picture from my web site's embryonic 'travels' page. Here's a Professkimo (professional eskimo) I encountered on a Norwegian Coastal Voyage from Bergen (60N 5E) to Kirkenes (70N 31E) and back. Next to him is a reindeer. The fur on their antlers sheds, and then the antlers themselves shed. You can buy and eat reindeer sausage in Norway. I tried to bring back some for my JPM office Xmas party, but it was confiscated in customs.. Curses, foiled again!

This trip was in August 2000, and it rained for 9 of the 12 days! The boat was akin to a 'local train,' and between stops and land excursions I felt like I visited every town and village in Norway... except Oslo, which is inland.
Bergen:

Kirkenes, the Norwegian-Russian border

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This trip was in August 2000, and it rained for 9 of the 12 days! The boat was akin to a 'local train,' and between stops and land excursions I felt like I visited every town and village in Norway... except Oslo, which is inland.
Bergen:

Kirkenes, the Norwegian-Russian border
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Tuesday, May 25, 2004
The many colors I can use:
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Small World
Finally recovered from Sunday's revelry. Left me thirsty for more rock shows, and this is looking like a good summer for it. Iceland in two days, Mom arrives tomorrow. Got my ears cleaned out in anticipation : - ) My ear doctor is actually named Dr. Desloge (picture below), a fitting name for a wax Dislodger : - )



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Monday, May 24, 2004
AWESOME!

¡Buennas Noches!
George Bush's election chances, in my opinion:

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Saturday, May 22, 2004
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Grouch Marx
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." - Ellen DeGeneris
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. " - Tallulah Bankhread
"A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Nietzche
" Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? " - Steven Wright
The Sublime... And The Ridiculous


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"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." - Ellen DeGeneris
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. " - Tallulah Bankhread
"A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Nietzche
" Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? " - Steven Wright
The Sublime... And The Ridiculous


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Friday, May 21, 2004
Stuck In The Mezzo With You


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Thursday, May 20, 2004
Paella Party

Last night I (over)dined at El Quijote, the 75-year-old Spanish restaurant nestled in the equally historic Hotel Chelsea half a block east of my apartment. Joining me were my friend Pat Stumpp and her charming guest, Mariana, who hails from Arequipa, Peru, and happens to work (indirectly) for Bavaria, the beer company I am currently analyzing. Oversized portions are the rule at Quijote, and in an hour I consumed a 3-day caloric allowance, mostly via multiple helpings of Paella Valenciana. And I only ate about 1/3 of what I was served, too. If I had taken home the remains (which Quijote encourages), I would have been eating Paella for days, not a good strategy as bathing suit weather approaches... : - ) Sangria further animated our already lively evening. More about the Venezuelan luncheon later, plenty worth commenting there...

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Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Oil Slick


Here's the Harvard Club Building, in case you were wondering.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Will I Be Next?



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Monday, May 17, 2004
And It All Came Together...
When Dad Sang Along

"OPNAD," for example, celebrates a 1978 McDonald's management conference in song! Daddy Jason Trachtenberg is the lyricist, keyboardist, guitarist, lead singer, and MC. His wife Tina mans the slide projector. Their spunky 10-year old daughter Rachel is a very convincing drummer and sings, too.


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Sunday, May 16, 2004
Happy Birthday, Christi!


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Saturday, May 15, 2004
Friday, May 14, 2004
Happy Birthday Doug!

Back In The High Life Again! I'm happy to report that Hertz Rental Corporation has restored my rental privileges! I'm no longer a Hertz pariah! Yahoo! I'm so glad I fought back and defended my rights by hiring a lawyer. There's a object lesson here. What a great way to end a week!
Hey, Hey, We're The Trachenbergs! I'm going to Williamsburgh tonight, to NorthSix, to check out the Trachenberg Family Players, who, in their own words, "are an indie-vaudeville conceptual art-rock pop band that takes vintage slide collections that have been found at estate sales,garage sales,thrift stores,etc., and turn the lives of annonymous strangers into pop-rock musical exposes based on the contents of these slide collections." It sounds like enormous fun. Full report later.
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Thursday, May 13, 2004

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Smells Like Unrat...

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Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Summer's Here!

Here's a Sellers gallery


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Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Victory Is Sweet...
They've finally listened to reason! Thanks to my lawyer, that is... I'm happy to report that Hertz is dropping their claim and agreeing that the insurance covered my accident. I think I'll be off their bad list, too.
My sister Deena and her family are going to the San Diego in early June, home of the awesome San Diego Zoo. I was there on New Year's Day, and was amazed by the quality as well as the quantity of this ingeniously designed love letter to animal diversity. I saw at least 30-40 animals I'd never seen before, all of them really spectacular. Here's one:

Changing the subject, this is NOT where my Mom and I will be staying in Iceland on Memorial Day weekend:


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Monday, May 10, 2004
Good news. Spoke with my lawyer and he thinks Hertz will ultimately admit they were wrong and leave me alone. yay! I asked him also to push to get my Hertz rental privileges back, just on principle. Below is a view of Neah Bay, Washington, close to where my accident happened on August 30, 2003. This is near Cape Flattery, the northwesternmost point in the lower 48 states.

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Sunday, May 09, 2004
Madre, Hay Una Sóla

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Saturday, May 08, 2004
I just saw a great movie which made its impact in all of 68 minutes: "Yossi and Jagger." It's about two gay Israeli soldiers, one of whom is the commander and slightly more closeted, and their relationship with each other and their fellow soldiers, including two women, one very horny. Many firsts: a gay Israeli movie in the snow, with a modern sensibility. Really unusual and worthwhile. See it.


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Friday, May 07, 2004
Know Your Onion...

To whet your appetite, here's a sample of the survey:
Q.Experts urge Congress that Social Security will become insolvent if action isn't taken. What do you think?
A. "It's a good thing I already have a taste for dog food."
A. "Everybody, relax. We'll be fine as soon as we get our money back from Iraq."
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Thursday, May 06, 2004
Sink Your Teeth Into This

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Quote of The Day:
"It's no wonder that so many Americans are obsessed with the finale of the sitcom "Friends" right now. They're the only friends we have, and even they're leaving." - Thomas Friedman, in New York Times column of today.
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"It's no wonder that so many Americans are obsessed with the finale of the sitcom "Friends" right now. They're the only friends we have, and even they're leaving." - Thomas Friedman, in New York Times column of today.
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Just completed 5 hours of sleep. That red-eye flight came with its own jet lag. : - ) Last night I saw the 1958 film "Look Back In Anger" and was blown away. What a powerful and intense film, visually as well as verbally. Well, I'd better get ready for that skipping and whistling marathon known as work. : - )



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Wednesday, May 05, 2004


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Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Bogotired... : - ) I spent six hours with a beer company. The plant was interesting, huge, ultramodern, and clean, with 60 enormous fermenting vats and a whole hanger full of bottle-filling and bottle-capping machines, very cute. We drove 30 miles north of Bogotá to get there through the 'Savannah'. Then, lunch at "Café Reault," a showroom turned fancy shmancy restaurant, with two full size Renaults among the tables. I had the Robespierre, cubes of steak in brown pepper gravy, served on a bed of mixed lettuce with rich vineagrette dressing. I also had a lite Aguila beer, and earlier I tried a non-alcoholic malt beverage. Now I have 8 hours to kill before my flight, and it's rainy and nasty out. Sightseeing? Not sure yet. Their only NY flights leave at 9am, noon, and 11:59pm redeye. Will be happy to get home.
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Now Bogotá

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Monday, May 03, 2004
From Caracas, With Images
It's been a short, but pleasant stay. Caracas looks nicer than I'd pictured, sandwiched between two thin mountain ridges the sides of which are dotted with squatter homes. It's urban and congested but also green and tropical. "Venezuela the country and people" is a colorful and chaotic siamese twin brother of "Venezuela the oil company that pays the bills". People seem extremely nice. Local cuisine, alas, is their take on meat and potatoes (meat and plantains?).


My meetings went well, in an hour I'll head out to the airport and hop a plane to Bogota, 630 miles to the southwest and 90 minutes by air. Caracas, btw, is 2120 miles south of New York, about 80% the distance to my family in Phoenix.
Venezuelan Congress, courtyard

Caracas Metropolitan Cathedral

Caracas - Eastern Park

Palace of the Academies (Venezuela's First University)

Where Caracas' poorer residents live...

Caracas has miles of beach...

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Sunday, May 02, 2004
Into The Wild Blue Yonder
Off I go, on a whirlwind two-day two-country three-interview trip. I've spent most of day preparing after spending most of yesterday lying down in order to recuperate. All that sleep definitely helped. Here's where I'm headed:

Aaron Geek Watch: This will be my 24th trip to South America, my 42nd trip to Latin America, and my 78th Foreign Trip, where I have spent 16 months, 19 months, and 34 months, respectively. I have also travelled 21 times to Europe (8 months total), 18 times to Mexico (3 1/2 months), 7 times to Asia (2 1/2 months), 4 times to the Middle East (3 months), 5 times to Canada (1 1/2 months), and once to Sub-Saharan Africa for 1 week. By country, Mexico leads with 18 visits, followed by Brazil with 17, Argentina with 13, and France with 10. If we rank by days spent per country, Argentina leads wiht 279 days, then Brazil with 115, Mexico with 103, France with 96, Chile with 70, and Israel with 60. Hope you have enjoyed the statistics. Statistics have an appealing tangibility, solidity, and reliability when compared to the murky terrain of human interaction and endeavor. : - ) Let's talk soon. Love, Aaron.
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Saturday, May 01, 2004
Screw-ups and more screw-ups. got the wrong friggin night for the concert, now I have a major conflict. Shitfuck. I lay in bed all day today trying to kill this bug with rest. Disoriented. Got no work done. At least I had a good language day. This little cartoon amused me.

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