Thursday, September 30, 2004
Friday On My Mind....
And here's New Dehli's Jama Masjid, literally Friday Mosque, India's largest. Surprisinly, the top attractions in India's capital are all Moslem, simply because the city was never ruled by Hindus until 1948 and independence. It was built by the Moslem Moguls, who ruled until the British came in. I was there in 2001, and saw female Westerners with sheets covering their bare arms and legs. Under the Mosque's portico, I saw sleeping transients woken up with the billy club of a nasty Indian policeman. During my visit, a week before the WTC attack, my hotel was hosting the state's annual gourmet cooking festival, and I set out to eat the slowest, most scrumptious meal of my life, with some success.
And now for some humor, including a cartoon...
Onion 1 - From the Onion Archives of my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question 1: “The National Sleep Foundation recently announced that American children are not getting enough sleep. What do you think?” Answer 1: "It's no surprise. The obese often have trouble sleeping."
Question 2: "Decried as gas-guzzling road hazards, SUVs are also under fire for supporting terrorism by increasing U.S. dependence on Mideast oil. What do you think?” Answer 2: "Yes, the average U.S. automobile has doubled in weight since 1990, but so has the average U.S. citizen."

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Wednesday, September 29, 2004
"Comparing (Bush's) grandiose promises to his failed record, it's enough to make anyone want to, well, sigh." - Al Gore, in his excellent NYT op-ed piece of today entitled "How To Debate George Bush."
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Hello, Mali...
Pack yer bags. Tired o' my own pictures, we're going to Mali, east of Mauritania.. ...and home to many sacred sites. At left, Bina Shrine on Mali's Bandiagara escarpment.
Cartoons will follow at the very bottom...
Uneventful day. I worked a lot. Dis-assembled and re-assembled my computer for absolutely nothing... Some screws just won't unscrew....
Rite of passage ceremonial site for Dogon boys becoming men:
The Dogon village of Songo, with its reknown mud mosque...
Handy map of Mali:
And finally, les cartoons du jour...


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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Happy Birthday, Brian!
It's the big day for Bri - on Sep 28 of fall after the summer of love, baby Brian came into this world. Our birthday salute to Bri includes photos taken in Paris, Sweden (the tongue), the Norwegian-Russian border, and that happenin' city, Pasadena.

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Monday, September 27, 2004
Grease In Dubious Formations (Castle Hassle)
Leery Of Lunch: My floor's head honcho had an inspiration last week: offer his co-workers and floormates a White Castle luncheon feast as a morale booster. I think what got boosted the most was Alka Seltzer usage. Uggh.


Mountains of ghastly square burgers with tart relish and a plastic-like texture. Chicken "rings" which I initially mistook for undercooked onion rings, I think this hymn to deep-frying and chicken-reprocessing is what White Castle counts as a "health offering"


Grease-saturated wax paper in corrugated cartons offered us Mozzarella sticks, fish and cheese sandwiches, undercooked french fries... Vive le Salad Bar, baby!
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Sunday, September 26, 2004
What Do All The People Know? : - )
Vanity Fair was thoroughly enjoyable and engaging, I thought. Good plotting, acting, and dialogue, and glorious period recreation - think of it as a two-hour trip to 1820 England, in interesting company. Not bad for a summer movie headlined by a Hollywood starlet. I'm glad I wasn't deterred by mixed reviews, my gut feeling was it's better to aim high (british lit) and fall short of a perfect 10. True, I hadn't read the book, and thus had no pre-existing images in my mind, esp. of heroine Becky Sharp. Reese Witherspoon (pictured here as pregnant Becky) brought a tough-girl, ambitious, somewhat mocking sensibility to the role, and created a convincing character. My friend Pat, an english lit enthusiast, was not disappointed. Now I'd like to see Bright Young Things, the adaptation of Evelyn Waugh's Vile Bodies (title reportedly changed to avoid confusion with horror films!).
This evening I'll post Friday's awful White Castle lunch party at work - the most vile meal I've eaten in ages.
Spanish Sunday / Domingo en Castellano follows, in honor of Andres in Argentina, who was my boyfriend from 1988-1993 and who I'm still very close to. He recently sent me a great poem...

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Saturday, September 25, 2004
Panned

Boston Globe: "She has been made lovable -- and a Vanity Fair with a lovable Becky Sharp has no reason to exist. It's as if Shakespeare had put Hamlet on Prozac: What's the point? "
Salon.com "Scene by scene and moment to moment, it's a woeful misreading of the book."
NYT: "In mixing satire and romance, the movie proves once again that the two are about as compatible as lemon juice and heavy cream."
New York: "The effect is a bit like watching "Gone With the Wind" with a dumpling substituting for Scarlett O’Hara. "
Rolling Stone: "In an effort to blend Thackeray and "Sex and the City," Vanity Fair ends up nowhere. "
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G'mrng.
I'm up, caffeinated, and ready to sally forth. Interesting posts await you this weekend, probably starting later today, after I: stroll. exercise. work. repeat. I'm seeing "Vanity Fair" tonight with my friend Pat.Restaurants with a red-state, red-meat world view: : - )
Cartoon follows...


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Friday, September 24, 2004
Deep Blue Sea

Thanks, Christi. I am weeks behind in my sleep. Must rest this weekend. And listen to 40 songs by Ani Difranco, who is, among other things, my favorite CEO. : - )
French Fry Day follows cartoons / Apres les desseins suivra vendredi français


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Thursday, September 23, 2004
Memories Of Chair-Man Mao


Cartoons!


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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

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Go South, Young Man...
Burt Lancaster: "Why did you bolt your cabin door last night?"
Eva Bartok: "If you knew it was bolted, you must have tried it. If you tried it, you know why it was bolted." : - )
Ridiculous Invention Of The Day:
Musical Baby Diaper Alarm. Three women from France marketed this to moms in 1985. It's a padded electronic napkin that goes inside a baby's daper. When it gets wet, it plays "When The Saints Go Marching In..."
Pictured left: Pastel façade from Miami, snapped by my friend David. Pretty, huh? Below is his day view. One more reason to tolerate category 4 hurricanes.. : -)
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004

ones that you've never seen
so say goodbye to green...
'cause here it comes in incredible yellow,
and edible orange...
and you can just get on down
to the feel good hit of the fall..."
- !!!, "Feel Good Hit Of The Fall", 2002
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(Reach Up For The) Sunrise

At right, some painting I downloaded from God knows where. : - )
humor, Maestro, please...


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Monday, September 20, 2004
"Humor is emotional chaos observed in tranquility" - James Thurber (actually he said 'remembered' but I think 'observed' is more on target)
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Take Me To The River...
Don't bathe me in these waters : - ) But how prettily they shimmered yesterday under the resplendent pre-autumnal sun. I took my bad self to Hudson River Park, Greenwich Village section, to a long pier, with a lawn and benches, jutting a hundred feet over the river and ringed by chrome railing (see picture below). From the far end, I could see, gleaming in the distance: the towers of Jersey City, lady Liberty, and the Verrazano bridge, which has the thankless task of uniting Brooklyn and Staten Island. Later, I thought I saw a friend there, sleeping shirtless on the grass, peaceful, oblivious to the pigeons pecking at his torn jeans. Turned out later that I was mistaken.
A nice, quiet, very musical weekend (my new Nomad Jukebox kicks major hind quarters! what an improvement! goodbye to you, Archos.) A sunny weekend, a social weekend, a reflective weekend. Summer's last. The 6:50pm sunset drove that home, as shadows covered the canyons of Manhattan around five-ish and the wind blew cooler.
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Sunday, September 19, 2004

Ashley works at the Brooklyn Historical Society in Brooklyn Museum. I should go to their evening beer garden exhibit, Fridays this month only.
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Saturday, September 18, 2004
A Bicycle Built For Eight...

Here's a postcard from the Queens Library Collection: "In the 1890s, the bicycle craze swept the country. The new safety bicycle, with two wheels of the same size, replaced the big-wheeled velocipede, which was difficult to master. By the turn of the century, men and women had formed dozens of cycling clubs across the City. Wheelmen—and women—anxious to tour the countryside around the City pushed local governments for better roads long before the automobile age. "
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Friday, September 17, 2004
Want To See A Really Good Movie?
"We Don't Live Here Any More," a tale of infidelity and two marriages in trouble, offers complex characters, emotional truth, sharp observation, compelling acting, and deft directing. One-line summary: guy cheating with best friend's wife as both relationships hit the breaking point. Four amazing actors bring the two couples intensely to life and leave indelible impressions. These actors' credits are practically a compendium of this decade's most distinctive drama: Mark Ruffallo of "You Can Count On Me" and "Eternal Sunshine," Naomi Watts of "Mulholland Drive" and "21 Grams," Peter Krause, the emotional center of "Six Feet Under," and Laura Dern, whose slightly older masterpieces include "Rambling Rose" and "Blue Velvet." This unusual and interesting film was aptly described by NY Times as "an uncomfortable four-way game of envy, longing, and dissatisfaction."
French Fri-Days / Vendredi Français - after the cartoons - aprés les desseins
Happy Weekend, everybody!
weekly summary, en français, pour mes amis de la ville lumière:

Cette semaine j'ai eu mon jour aux tribunaux! Apres avoir attendu deux heures sur le trottoir devant la porte, on m'a conduit a la salle de justice, ou j'ai regardé un melange personne de different races et classes sociales. La moitie était lá accusés de petits delits, vol de marchandise chez Daffys, par exemple; l'autre moitié se trouvait lá a cause d'infractions civiles qui ne sont guere des crimes - jetter des ordures sur la route, faire la bicyclette sur le trottoir, faire du bruit insupportable a 3 heures du matin. Bref, la juge a regardé mon dossier et a dit a l'avocat que l'état m'avait fourni: 'ce dossier est annulé. le prochain, s.v.p.!' Donc issu de cette aventure, pas d'amende, pas de service communautaire, meme pas de dossier. Comme si ça ne s'était jamais passée. Ma vie en rose.... / Mardi j'suis allé avec Thomas (qui part ce soir pour San Francisco) á Irving Plaza voir 'Snow Patrol', qui font du rock intelligent et subtile a la Coldplay ou U2 et habitent Belfast. Ils étaient très sympa, l'humour modeste de l'irlandais de province. Leur tube 'Run' est une balade qui fair venir une tourbillon d'emotion, qui se deploie peu a peu... / Hier soir j'ai travaillé jusqu'aux 11h / Ce weekend, diner avec des copains de Denis et Chrisitian ce soir, diner avec Bart a Park Slope demain, des films, du dodo. A bientôt, j'espère..
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Thursday, September 16, 2004

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The Great Beyond?
Or The 'Just OK' Beyond?

Now, chuckle your head off...:


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Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Even If You Cannot Hear My Voice...



But then I noticed half the people were there for such minor offenses as littering, riding a bicycle on a sidewalk, and I knew it would be OK. A middle-aged spiffy Jewish-looking man called my name - he was my court-appointed lawyer. He basically said the trespassing charge would be dismissed pending 6 months of staying out of trouble, and that I'd get off with a 20 minute lecture. My name appeared on the closed-circuit TV as I was called to the defendent's table, but my lawyer went and talked to the judge - I heard the words 'photography' and 'hobby' - and she said 'this case is dismissed.' No fine, no lecture, no record, no informing my employer or the SEC that this Series-7-holder stood briefly accused of a misdemeanor. Now, I can go back to being the boy scout you all know and love. Peace, man. : - )
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Aaron Faces The Music...
Today I face the music both figuratively and literally. At left, my summons to appear in criminal court (!) for my recent escapade trespassing on the High Line (see my July 18 post), that great defunct elevated railroad that will probably become an elevated park within this decade.
I must show contrition. I must not only say, but exude, just how sorry I am, and how clueless I was, climbing up there just to take pretty pictures... I must not, under any circumstances, try to photograph the court proceedings for this blog. If I am a good boy, I'll get off with a fine, and will be feeling fine ten hours later as I....
...see Snow Patrol at Irving Plaza with my pal and fellow music fan Thomas. Snow Patrol, hailing from Northern Ireland, make pretty progressive music, like a slightly more pop Coldplay. They have a good site. They will be prominently featured on my Autumn Mix CDs, which are completed and will be shipping shortly!
Cartoons Du Jour


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Monday, September 13, 2004
Once Around The Block - Part One
Wow! Did Hurricane Frances reach Chelsea last Sunday while I was sleeping? : - ) Lately I've been hitting the street practically right out of bed on weekends, soaking up the morning sun with a latte, my mp3 player, stubble, and slept-on poindexter-type hair formations. The streets are nearly empty at 9am on Sunday morning... Some of neighbors are probably still dancing somewhere, or worse... : - ) I'm a blue-state boy, and the outpouring of anti-Bush creativity here warms the cockles of my heart (see photo below). I wonder how Bill Clinton's cockles are.. probably clogged. no more steamers, movie popcorn...
For some unexplained reason, somebody affixed a cooked ham to the posts of a local church gate. Atavistic ritual sacrifice? Abandoned leftovers? You be the judge! Note the flies on the smaller slice. Yuck.
Now this is Wicked:
Grim Reaper Humor:
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Sunday, September 12, 2004
Don't Wanna Be An American Idiot...

HumorRama:



American Idiot:
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
Scissor Sisters Homecoming Hits A New High

It was hard to get an unblocked, still picture. This one at least gives you an idea what guitarist/producer BabyDaddy and frontman Jake Shears look like, and how they connect.

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Friday, September 10, 2004
The Ferd Rocks The House!
Wow-ee! energy blast! electric musical moments! Franz Ferdinand kicked major posterior at Roseland last night (pictured right). A highly kinetic display of charimsa, sharp playing, formidable songwriting, and fey-scotch-art-student-chic. Five hundred spectators became one surging, bopping, singing, saluting mass as FRF dazzled with their instant classics, 'Take Me Out,''Matinee,' 'Tell Her Tonight,' and, best of all, their homoerotic ode to the pleasures of dancing closely with 'Michael.' Shimmering multicolored lights bathed FRF and its warm-up bands, which were: the Futureheads with by-the-numbers guitar new-wave with a-capella overtones, and the Delays, two 'right on time' sets of british brothers with intriguing melodies and arrangements, crowned by impossibly beautiful and high-pitched lead vocals and good playing.More concert pictures to come. Up tonight: Scissor Sisters, the gay pop sensation that's rocking the nation. This will be the third time this summer I've seen them with Thomas, this time, at Irving Plaza.
Pardon My French / Pour Mes Amis Français

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Thursday, September 09, 2004
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Wash In The Rain...

Here I am, literally all wet! Taken by a co-worker after I arrived at work after braving sheets of rain for half a mile when the downpour brought my subway line to a screeching halt...

Cartoon corner: the Canine-American single scene.. : - )


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Wednesday, September 08, 2004

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Apples Are The New Cows
One recent morning I noticed there was a giant apple in front of the Starbucks in the lobby of my building... ...and a few feet away, another mammoth apple, with an "I Love New York" logo, seemed to befuddle a local bag person (see below)... I quickly realized that this was no coincidence. Similar to the Cow Parade competition of years past, painted apple sculptures were popping up everywhere like, well, apple trees...
With a little luck, today might be foot surgery day for my sister, marking the end of two weeks of waiting in a nursing home and the beginning, I hope, of her road to recovery... Crossing our fingers here.
Spotted these two apples while walking near Lincoln Center with Pat Stumpp on Saturday:
Wolverine Humor:
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Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Future-Rama
File Under: "Why didn't I do this sooner?" I finally visited MOMA QNS, Museum of Modern Art's temporary digs in Queens on Labor Day Monday. At Thomas' wise suggestion, I feasted by senses on the banquet of visionary skyscrapter architecture in models and computer-generated images that is "Tall Buildings." Featured are 25 mammoth buildings, both finished, underway, and shelved. If you're in or near NYC, don't miss this - it closes Sept 27. MOMA QNS is in Sunnyside, and is easier to get to from Chelsea than the Met at 81st & 5th - literally 25 minutes door to door, via the 1 and the 7. See it!
This is Shanghai's Pagoda-like Jin Mao tower, 1350 feet and 88 stories, with pagoda-like structure and motifs in octagonal sweep. I saw this building close up while touring there with my Mom in August 2002.
And this is Beijing's future Central Chinese Television Tower, recently designed with projected completion in 2008. It's a novel continuous loop of a structure, with a central cavity. The concept is one of permanent interconnection, 'to promote solidarity rather than isolation, collaboration instead of opposition.' I like it.
For your amusement:


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Monday, September 06, 2004
Leaving New York's Never Easy...
... I Saw The Light Fading Out...
I saw another great movie yesterday, "We Don't Live Here Any More," an unflichingly complex and emotionally honest tale of two marriages in crisis. Full report shortly. Today, I hope to haul my butt to the Museum Of Modern Art's temporary residence in Queens. I'd better hurry - it closes in three hours...
Some humor for you:


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Sunday, September 05, 2004
French Adrenalin -- Adrenaline Français
Red Light Green Light 1,2,3... What a movie! "Red Lights", hailing from France, is an utterly gripping thriller, a witty, observant character study, and a subtle puzzle. It literally puts you in the passenger seat for some of the most harrowing - and fascinating - reckless driving ever filmed on a European highway. At its center are a marital crisis, an escaped convict, and the vagaries of French transportation... See it. (For Christian: Quel film! "Feux Rouges" melange plusieurs genres avec success: le thriller, l'etude de character très observatrice, et la devinette. ça te fait vivre la randonée la plus fascinante et terrifiante jamais filmée sur une autoroute europeéne. Il s'agit d'un couple en crise et les hasards des transports français. va le voir!)

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Saturday, September 04, 2004
It's Gonna Be A Lovely Day
And I feel fine... Not reading about politics sure frees up a lot of time. I started a movie. it's 10am, and off I go, out into the sun, feeling younger and more alive than in a long time. Nice to have my city back. and my shoulders... : - ) At left, an aerial view of Provincetown, which is the tippy tip of Cape Cod (its foreskin?), where I was lucky enough to spend last weekend. Below, a close up of Provincetown harbor and environs...
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Friday, September 03, 2004
Because I Can...
This poster ad, near 52nd and Park, tells passers-by that "if you think fun always requires money, think bubble wrap." It's part of Citigroup's "live richly" campaign, stressing that life means more than money, so let them take care of your money, or something like that...
The poster looked slightly worn... or was it.. could it be.. made of bubble wrap?
So I went to investigate, and lo and behold..
pop, pop, diddley-opp, it IS made of bubble wrap. hehe. ah, the things that amuse me...
toon of car...

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Thursday, September 02, 2004
My Vow


My election reading will be strictly limited to Sunday am in between the hours of 10 and noon.
In the meantime, hava nagila.. (that's Yiddish for 'the lizard's on the house')...

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Wednesday, September 01, 2004
I Miss Provincetown!

To cheer us all up, Aaron's instant humor: from the annals of The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: “Last week, China threatened to execute individuals who knowingly spread the SARS virus. What do you think?”






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