Tuesday, August 17, 2004
More Fun Than
A Barrel of Hemmingways...
Quote du Jour: "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked me for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
Color me underslept.... but happy, in the glow of a great vacation... Great company and scenery, and the space and distance to reflect on my life... But I also tried really hard to be in the moment as we hiked through the bright colors and bizarre shapes of Bryce Canyon and Zion... Having ridden two elephants and a camel in my various travels, I rode horseback for the first time down the steep slopes of Bryce. It was fun, but I just couldn't bring myself to kick the horse to make it go... to the annoyance of those behind me. : - ) Pictured left is Key West's annual Hemmingway lookalike contest. For some reason, Hemmingway reminds me of my late bear of a father...
Music-Related Cartoons:
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Monday, August 16, 2004
Very bad news. My sister Deena had a bad accident yesterday, breaking her heel in two and probably totaling her car. I feel really bad... she's currently hospitalized and waiting to meet with a foot surgeon, this could be a long recovery... Here's a picture of me and my newborn sister 'getting acquainted' in February 1964... More pictures of Deena and my family are on my web site, as is my childhood pics page.
Unintentional Humor, Part 1:
"How To Repair Your VCR." -- The title of a how-to video tape.
"Ears pierced while you wait." -- A sign in a shop.
"Be Kind -- Please Rewind." -- A label on a DVD disc at a rental.
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Sunday, August 15, 2004
Planet Home...
What a wonderful vacation. Great company, and thoroughly scenic and interesting. I have pictures and anecdotes to last for weeks! How are you all?
Pictured: Aaron close-up at Zion National Park, and Scenery at Bryce Canyon National Park, both in Southwest Utah.
Frontier-themed cartoons:
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Friday, August 06, 2004
Gone Fishin'
See You Sunday August 15th! Vacation, all I ever wanted... I'm off to Las Vegas, Bryce Canyon, Zion, Death Valley, Yosemite, and points west... I'm taking a nine-day break from the computer screen, this blog, and even e-mail... I will have my cel phone though, 917 817 4363, the voice of a friend is always a welcome sound
I recommend these three sites for daily humor and moarle boost in my absence:
1. Overheard In New York, by Morgan Friedman, is a reliable daily giggle or guffaw and proves that real life is more entertaining than fiction...
2. My pal Thomas Hobbs posts great photos almost daily with brief notes in his inimitable subtly droll and playful style.
3. New Yorkers should hit Gothamist every day for a thirtysomething-citizen's-eye-view of goings-on in our fabulous city...
Quotes du Jour for the road:
1. "Get involved. The world is run by those who show up" - bumper sticker
2. "90% of brilliance is just showing up..." - Woody Allen
and one last cartoon:
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Thursday, August 05, 2004
Cool On The Hill..
Quote du Jour:
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot..." - Bumper Sticker spotted in UWS
Read the signs, if you can... This colorful calligraphy was spotted on the island of Koh Samet off the shore of Thailand, in an airport that had the playful and artificial feel of summer day camp. I was, you will recall, hobbling around on my newly minted broken leg.. : - ) I did manage to hobble up the steps of a spa on the top of a hill, a surreal, deserted, camp-like series of incense-scented pavillions with breathtaking views. There was a clothes-changing hut, an ritual bathing hut, and at the top of the hill, I enjoyed a symphonic massage in the utter silence of a wind-swept and sunny Thai afternoon...
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Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Quote of the Day:
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it..." - Groucho Marx
My pal Thomas posted great Scissorpictures from PS 1 on Saturday. Mike from Satan's Laundromat posted awesome photos of New York's half-completed phantom 2nd Ave Subway.
Purloined Humor, from New Yorker:
...And this timeless classic:
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"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it..." - Groucho Marx
My pal Thomas posted great Scissorpictures from PS 1 on Saturday. Mike from Satan's Laundromat posted awesome photos of New York's half-completed phantom 2nd Ave Subway.
Purloined Humor, from New Yorker:
...And this timeless classic:
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004
The Glory That Was Greece...
54 miles east of New York, on a island of fire that parallels the shore, is Cherry Grove's Belvedere hotel, the decadent, mad vision of a set designer gone hog wild... Amidst the naked statues, hot tubs, and the lovely overdecorated ambience, my friends Denis and Christian are having a unique beachside experience...
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Monday, August 02, 2004
2 B Continued....
Full Moon over the Old 'Hood... Taken Saturday night after a very carnivorous Argentine meal in Jackson Heights, where I lived for many, many a year... This was my subway stop, 82nd St on the 7 train, aka the Orient Express... There are over 130 nationalities represented between Jackson Heights and Elmhurst, its neighbor to the south.
The fun and good company continued Sunday. At the Met we Met up with Sunil, a New Yorker Chrisitian knows through friends, and his boyfriend Fernando, and spent a lovely afternoon and evening examining raided tombs, munching on 'diet platters' at Jackson Hole restaurant (pictured left), meandering through Central Park, and ending up at NY's fab new Time Warner Center to take in the views and enjoy a refereshing Jamba Juice at Whole Foods in the basement... Read about the Slow Death of the Greasy Spoon Diner in New York magazine...
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Sunday, August 01, 2004
Scissorrific
P.S. I Love You....P.S. 1, that is... a Great Day in Queens, full of groovy music and contemporary art and good friends and, yes, cow innards... At the former Public School #1 in Long Island City, Queens, just over the East River, reclaimed a decade ago by MOMA, each summer Saturday afternoon and evening there is "Warm Up," a spontaneous music/art/DJ happening, a joyous experience I was lucky enough to have yesterday... Pictured left is a bamboo structure that sprinkles a refreshing cool mist over the proceedings, with Citibank's tower of green glass looming above. I went there my with French friends Denis and Christian and my local pal Thomas, and we took in three floors of amazing art installations, saw a concert, and ended the day in my old 'hood, Jackson Heights, with a beef-intensive Argentine dinner.
Headlining the event was NYC's beloved Scissor Sisters, the best gay music group ever and, if there is any justice in the music universe, a household word by this time next year... And here's lead singer Jake Shears (aka Jason Sellards) working it for the crowd in the courtyard. Jake's gorgeous vocals, sex appeal, spunk, and songwriting talent are contrasted and complemented by the witty, creative, and unpredictable banter of Ana Matronic (aka Ana Lynch), the singer/performance artist who nearly steals the show every time.
Here are Jake and Ana, shaking it:
Denis, Christian, and a slightly tipsy Aaron, resting before the show and listening to the DJ magic of Honey Dijon... I'll have to go some Saturday just to dance, it's a really lovely vibe...
Thomas and Aaron after a few beers. We took a lot of pictures!
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Saturday, July 31, 2004
Free Entertainment Of The Third Kind
I love "Overheard In New York," a wonderful site by Morgan Friedman I check daily for funny and bizarre dialogue overheard around town. Best of all are hilarious title/responses Morgan thinks up for each entry. Here are recent samples:
1. How About "We Don't Try to Conquer Europe"?
German tourist: You can't smoke inside and you can't drink outside. What the hell do you people do in New York City?
2. Swing Low Sweet Chariots
Teen girl #1: I hate you. Your boobs are always so cute and perky!
Teen girl #2: Yeah, but when I'm not wearing a bra, they're like...down to my navel.
3. Sausage Fest Y2K4
Man #1: I am getting ready to throw my annual party soon.
Man #2: Dude, just remember to invite women this year.
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Friday, July 30, 2004
It's A Beautiful Day... and Help Is On The Way... We Democrats now have our marching songs, courtesy of U2 and the Whatnauts. Add them to your I-Pods!
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From last week’s Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?"
Question: “Researchers recently said that the chimpanzee, hunted for meat and threatened by deforestation, could be extinct in 50 years. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "Oh, boo hoo. They had their chance."
Answer 2: "They're being hunted for meat? Are chimp fajitas any good?"
Answer 3: "Well, I say it's one less species who will masturbate in public. Good riddance!"
Answer 4: “As a poacher, whenever I catch a chimp, I just throw it back. I'm after the tastier marmosets."
Answer 5: "What?! Oh, chimps. I thought you said 'chicks.' Shit. Wow. For a second there... fuck."
Answer 6: "Crap! We'd better remake The Barefoot Executive now, before it's too late."
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Question: “Researchers recently said that the chimpanzee, hunted for meat and threatened by deforestation, could be extinct in 50 years. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "Oh, boo hoo. They had their chance."
Answer 2: "They're being hunted for meat? Are chimp fajitas any good?"
Answer 3: "Well, I say it's one less species who will masturbate in public. Good riddance!"
Answer 4: “As a poacher, whenever I catch a chimp, I just throw it back. I'm after the tastier marmosets."
Answer 5: "What?! Oh, chimps. I thought you said 'chicks.' Shit. Wow. For a second there... fuck."
Answer 6: "Crap! We'd better remake The Barefoot Executive now, before it's too late."
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Thursday, July 29, 2004
Girl Drink Drunk
My French friends safely arrived, so we headed to Regional Thai Taste to celebrate their visit and our two broken elevators : - ) Lively colors on a red background predominate, creating a bright collage of decor, cuisine, and Girl Drinks. Of course, Girl Drinks the exotic, multi-colored beverages flavored by fruit, powered by rum, and adorned with plastic mermaids and folding umbrellas. I only get drunk drinking Girl Drinks. Yes, I am Girl Drink Drunk. : - )
Quote of the Day
"Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine." - Christopher Plummer (Canada's most brilliant theater actor of the 50s and 60s, who regrets that he'll be remembered for playing Captain Von Trapp in the film he refers to as "The Sound of Mucus." ) : - )
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Two jet-lagged guests, two broken elevators... ...and a partridge in a pear tree....
But I was a good friend and helped them carry their suitcases to the freight elevator, now the only alternative to the stairs, until they either fix elevator 1 or finish the renovation on elevator 2
This is Christian's first NYC visit, and will be Denis' first San Francisco-Vegas-Natural Parks visit when we head west a week from Friday... It's now 4 in the morning Paris time, they've just conked out and I'm about to do likewise. Cheery-o
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This is AT&T® 23rd Street...
...Next stop, Microsoft® 14th Street?
Bewitched, broke, and bewildered, New York's transportation authority MTA is planning to plug their $1 billion deficit by seeking corporate sponsorship of subway stops and even transportation hubs! Which is more disturbing, a $3 subway fare or boarding a train at Reebok® Grand Central Station? I guess I'd have to choose the latter, groaning, rather than incresae the already heavy burden on NYC's low-wage earners. NY Times had a good article on this yesterday, too.
Fun facts: 1) More Americans ride NY's MTA in 11 weeks than take airplanes in an entire year. 2) Every 3 years NY's MTA moves the entire population of the earth - 6 billion rides!
Spot quiz - e-mail me your guess of how many women senators we have, how many women in the House of Representatives, and what percentage of state legislators are women... I'll post the closest guesser, and the actual answer, on Friday...
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Whirr. Whirr. Time does fly! Denis arrives tonight! Susan Sontag's gonna get me... Yesterday as I crunched numbers I pondered the implications of photographing strangers. I had been taking increasing pleasure in catpuring all the spontaneous oddity I encounter every day in digital photos and posting them here. But am I also violating these people, stealing their images to make fun of them on my blog? "To photograph people," Sontag said, "is to violate them...It turns people into objects that can be symbolically possessed." I'm not sure how I feel about this issue, I'm still digesting.
Quote of the Day:
"As a rule, I am very careful to be shallow and conventional where depth and originality are wasted." - Lucy Maud Montgomery, writer
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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Nail-rific!
I spotted this lady on the subway last night, sporting foot-long curlicue gray fingernails adorned with stripes and other patterns, on one hand only. Throwing shyness and courtesy to the wind, I grabbed for my camera and snapped. Photography really makes you tune in to the world around you, which in New York is filled with oddity and wonder.
Denis and Christian arrive from Paris tomorrow night! From tomorrow to Labor Day, continuously, I'll either have visitors, be on vacation, or both. I've split my vacation into two one-week pieces, bracketed by weekends. I head west with Denis and Christian for the first leg, Aug 6-15, to search for America's soul on a meandering route from Utah to San Francisco, stopping at four national parks and Las Vegas. My Mom arrives the day I return, and I leave one week later (TBD, probably Europe and driving a stick shift) while she and her friend Harriet stay at my place and enjoy a NY holiday. Can you remember all that? : - )
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Monday, July 26, 2004
Quote of the Day:
"And how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? " - Ruth Gordon, actress (Harold and Maude, Where's Poppa) ...I was frequently told in the 80s that I resembled Harold. : - )
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"And how old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? " - Ruth Gordon, actress (Harold and Maude, Where's Poppa) ...I was frequently told in the 80s that I resembled Harold. : - )
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Sunday, July 25, 2004
Sunny End... On my way up to Briarcliff to visit my friend Deborah and her family, sunbeams pierced the clouds, and sunlight bathed the remainder of the day. Highlights included a delicious and inventive home-cooked meal, and meeting Joshua, Deborah and Elias' 5 1/2 year old son. With my nephew Danny 3,400 miles away in Arizona, I feel kind of nephew-deprived. : - ) Joshua likes to cut up for the camera and he moves very fast, but I did manage to get a good natural shot (picture left). I'm going to learn true photography, really I am. This is the year!
Six Feet Under, my favorite TV show in 20 years, had been falling off this season, but I'm glad Brian talked me into watching tonight. It had moments of dead-on emotional truth and felt much more organic. Nice to have it back
Two of my favorite current groups are the Bees (60s psychedelia) and the Hives (garage rock). Those who've known me a while will appreciate the irony of my liking groups with these names. : - )
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Outside Inside
It's an overcast Sunday, but I'm going to visit friends in Westchester, nice contrast to a solitary Saturday... I took these pictuers of outdoor and indoor art on Thursday:
This rusty coil graces the green island dividing Park Avenue:
This shiny gold vertical squiggle greets me at work every morning between the escalator and the elevator:
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Saturday, July 24, 2004
Shot 66 Times And Happy About It...
Good morning, and it is indeed. Rain pitter-patters outside, but inside I bask in my cocoon of art, music, air conditioning and good vibes... Thomas sent me all the pictures from our photo shoot Sunday, and I am blown away. I've put nine of my favorites on a special page for you to see. This should get me some dates!
Speaking of Thomas, it turns out he's been living downstairs from the 'bomb cop,' an unhinged 9/11 crew survivor that allegedly planted a pipe bomb in the 42nd St subway Monday and burned himself 'rescuing the public' from it... Read about it in his Thursday post.
Facing Windows with Christi... Braving sheets of rain Christi and I took in a great Italian mystery/character film at the 70s-drenched, seat-bucket art house known as the Quad. "Facing Windows" is about young woman in a strained marriage whose husband takes in a lost elderly amnesiac, and who is attracted to the Clark-Kent-like young man whose window faces hers across the courtyard. Unfolding at a meandering but engaging pace, this story leads to some unexpected places.
It is not at all Hitchcockean suspense, despite some traces of "Rear Windows," but it is heartfelt, thoughtful and emotionally honest. It swept Italy's film awards this year, and I highly recommend that you see it if you can..
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Friday, July 23, 2004
They've Got The Land...
...But We've Got The View
Freedom With Brownie Points... Yesterday, my 35th Floor deal marathon ended with a whimper. Despite being 85% done, unforeseen circumstances have pushed the project back to early September. But I added value and earned gratitude. Hope it does eventually happen... My thoughts turned to photography as the project's 30 bankers, laywers, customers, and go-fers began to mentally check out and disperse.
Here's the Unilever building from an interesting angle. Above, the view southward down Park Avenue, with photographer Aaron superimposed.
Quote del Giorno:
"My breasts are not actresses." - Liv Ullmann
Here's an odd aerial of Central Synagogue, an jewel of 19th century architecture which houses New York's longest runing Jewish congregation. Note the exquisite twin domes. The "twin" theme is a New York classic, with several dozen twin ornaments and buildings over the years, including of course WTC:
Modern Art, Corporate Cafeteria:
Finally, 350 Park Avenue, with its "new hat" following a 1990s facelift, and in the 1980s when I worked there:
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Thursday, July 22, 2004
Way Cool...
I was delighted to see, as I arrived home sleep-deprived from another intense day on the deal team, this amazing photo of me on my friend Thomas' photoblog, with a nice note. Thomas also snapped the lovely masthead photo in this blog's upper left corner, of me in my checkered shirt. He really captures something essential in his photo portraits, I think. I can literally feel my personality radiating from this photo...
Quote del Día
"Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the idea is quite staggering." - Arthur C. Clarke
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Kaleidoscope Spin Cycle
Quote of the Day
"Hey, I'm a simple man. I may not be able to point out Canada on a map but I know one thing ... It has too many bears" - Ted Nugent, singer-songwriter and Michigan luminary : - )
My sleep-deprived brain feels like a Kaleidoscope Spin Cycle... Why is Stevie Nicks doing chiropractor advertisements? :- ) ... hmmm 'hmmm' in Russian is 'gmmm.' I'm gearing up for another marathon day with the lawyers, the bankers, and the endless proofreading and bickering over semantics. High up on the 35th floor, looking south over East Midtown. The view out the panoramic window includes the tippy top of the UN and the pasted-on ornament that tops 350 Park Ave (could only find a picture of what it used to look like, see below), my very first workplace 22 years ago. ABBA would pronounce ago with an accent on the 'o.' I always found ABBA's cluelessness about English tonic stress to be one of their charms.
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Tuesday, July 20, 2004
(16 Hour Work-)Day Of The Friend
Just worked my first grueling 16 hour day -yes, 16, from 7:45am to 12 midnight, in quite a long time. I was sequestered on a deal with a conference room full of lawyers and businesspeople, high up on the 35th floor of a Park Avenue landmark building. I was basically hostage to a make-or-break deal for my team, working beyond my normal research duties. My mind is like jello, my muscles are wobbly, I ate cookies all day and about 13 lbs of Sushi when dinner finally arrived at 9:30pm. Not healthy. But temporary, thank goodness. It resumes tomorrow at 8am. And, oh yes, in a suit and tie!
Ironically, July 20 is Friendship Day (Dia del Amigo) in Argentina, a day for celebrating personal connections, not burying oneself in work. I exchanged sweet message with my ex Andres, my friend Celia.. Celia informs me that the actual inspiration for Friendship Day was the July 20, 1969 'one giant step for mankind' - the lunar landing whose anniversary seems to have been forgotten amidst the campaign and conventions and security hubbub. In Argentina, restaurants are booked as friends go out to celebrate. Picture above is me, semi-celebratory in Paris, in one of the world's more beautiful restaurant bathrooms. I look like I've had a bit of Merlot. : - ) Well, bed time now...
p.s. If I had read the High Line site, I would have known in advance that police are agressively ticketing and arresting trespassers. Click here to see the High Line's four finalist designs and the other 716 entries, with 36 countries represented.
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LameNet
Remember my LA trip a month ago, when I wrote "I am writing this on the TV in my room, the only internet access offered here"? And I noted that "I enjoy the novelty though it is cumbersome. This is to interet access what an attic is to a penthouse. My analogy du jour. " Here, then, are two pictures I snapped of "Lame Internet."
Speaking of Cyber-lameness, my work is now blocking my blog server! ugggh! They're also blocking, Gothamist, my alternative blog news source. Well, that won't keep me from posting. Just like the musical group !!! said about Giuliani: "he can sick his lackeys on me / but he can't stop a new age dawning.."
Quote du Jour:
"I think that everybody, to a certain extent, uses humor to hide behind, and I think Jews are particularly good at it. I'm not trying to suggest that there is anything bad about hiding behind something for the purpose of comedy. I think it's a device to take us away from the pain of living." - Jonathan Katz, 1947
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Monday, July 19, 2004
Today's Quote du Jour seems apt given my recent adventure. : - )
"Trouble has a habit of finding me and I have a habit of embracing it when it does." - G. Gordon Liddy, former White House aide and convicted Watergate felon.
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"Trouble has a habit of finding me and I have a habit of embracing it when it does." - G. Gordon Liddy, former White House aide and convicted Watergate felon.
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Sunday, July 18, 2004
Aaron Nabbed By Federal Agent On High Line (!)
Well, I wanted to be adventurous... Like any self-respecting NYC-based blogger and photographer, I wanted to experience the lovely, abandoned urban anomaly on sticks that is the High Line. For my non-NYC readers, the High Line is a defunct elevated freight railway (pictured left) that citizens are fighting to preserve as a park and promenade, fighting obtuse developers that wanted to tear it down. It's private property, yes, I knew that.. But it beckoned, and off I went, in Exclesior mode, with my camera and my mp3 player.
So I headed for the Greyhound bus yard at 34th St and West Side Highway, as suggested by Gothamist, a NYC-themed blog. That's where the elevated railway touches ground, before climbing 20 feet up and extending over a mile southward, all the way to Gansevoort St in the Village, mostly running between 10th and 11th avenues. I snuck through between two large trailers (pictured left)and climbed up an embankment, on to the tracks.
Exhilerated, I began my way upward, between the rails, among the weeds and wildflowers and shattered beer bottles, past flies, butterflies, and the occasional bee, and took a few pictures, shown left and below. I'd gone about 100 feet when a loud, angry voice from below insisted that I 'get down here right now' and inquired what the hell I was doing. Startled, I looked down and saw a uniformed agent with a gun. I froze, and he reiterated, or rather shouted, that I'd better come down and not try to run away. Alas, descending his side of the tracks involved a 10 foot drop with not much to grasp on the way down. And descend, I did, landing unharmed, and I went to face an irate federal agent.
With his vocal chords on volume 10, the agent pointed to the 'no trespassing' posters and told me I could spend the next three days in jail, or just receive a summons, if I was lucky. He took my driver's license. I think I handled myself very well. I was calm, sober, polite, respectful and projected the aura of a decent person caught doing something admittedly dumb but not really harmful. I didn't speak much. He read me the riot act, and asked me questions, including why I did it (because it was pretty, I answered), where I worked, if I was working for lawyers, architects, or any of the many interested parties in the High Line struggle.
In the end, he was lenient, giving me a summons to appear in Community Court, which, similar to a speeding ticket, will not go on my record or be reported to my employer. I signed the summons (see copy below) as requested, took a copy and my license, apologized, and walked home. Not quite the adventure I had hoped for, but at least I saw a small corner of the High Line. Happily, Friends of the High Line appear to be winning the battle, and I suspect that the rustly rails will house a beautifully green and serene urban promenade by the end of the decade. I'll have to make a contribution. This, by the way, made me the second Friend of The High Line to face prison in two days. Yes, that's right, Martha is a Friend. : - )
Today my blog is exactly six months old! What a way to celebrate....
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