Friday, September 22, 2006
From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: U.S. warplanes accidentally fired on Canadian troops in southern Afghanistan, killing one and wounding five. What do you think?”
Answer 1: This sends a powerful message to bin Laden. It says, 'We're willing to destroy any ally in order to hunt you down in what would be a largely symbolic victory. "
Answer 2: Clearly, U.S. military leaders are having some creative differences over there. One idea would be to decide on the enemy, and then agree not to kill people who do not fall under that category. "
Answer 3: " Look, the American military does not discriminate. Gay, straight, Taliban, Canadian, Pat Tillman—we will shoot you all."
Question: Labor Day immigration rallies drew fewer numbers than the marches held from earlier this year. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " If it’s true that these illegal immigrants are too lazy to fight for their rights, then that just proves how American they truly are. "
Answer 2: " Just goes to show you, the rights of immigrants will always come in a distant second when going head-to-head with a nice plate of potato salad. "
Answer 3: " Well, there you have it. Sometimes these issues just find ways of working themselves out. "
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Question: U.S. warplanes accidentally fired on Canadian troops in southern Afghanistan, killing one and wounding five. What do you think?”
Answer 1: This sends a powerful message to bin Laden. It says, 'We're willing to destroy any ally in order to hunt you down in what would be a largely symbolic victory. " Answer 2: Clearly, U.S. military leaders are having some creative differences over there. One idea would be to decide on the enemy, and then agree not to kill people who do not fall under that category. " Answer 3: " Look, the American military does not discriminate. Gay, straight, Taliban, Canadian, Pat Tillman—we will shoot you all."Question: Labor Day immigration rallies drew fewer numbers than the marches held from earlier this year. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " If it’s true that these illegal immigrants are too lazy to fight for their rights, then that just proves how American they truly are. " Answer 2: " Just goes to show you, the rights of immigrants will always come in a distant second when going head-to-head with a nice plate of potato salad. " Answer 3: " Well, there you have it. Sometimes these issues just find ways of working themselves out. "this entry's permalink
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