Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Box Office Gold
From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: Willie Nelson was issued a citation Monday for possession of marijuana and psychedelic mushrooms. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " He got caught? Crap. All right, I guess I got to call my other guy. "
Answer 2: " You can't arrest Willie Nelson for doing drugs. That's like arresting Aretha Franklin for being fat, or James Brown for any of the various crimes he's committed. "
Answer 3: " That's the difference between marijuana and alcohol: When Willie Nelson was pulled over, he had only nice things to say about Jews. "this entry's permalink
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