Thursday, July 06, 2006
From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: “Libya says it will work with the United States to spread democracy. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " If we really want Libya to help spread democracy, we’d better give them their weapons back. "
Answer 2: " Libya might seem like an unlikely partner, but, given our current international standing, every partner is an unlikely partner. "
Answer 3: " The same thing happened with my boyfriend and me, sort of. As soon as I agreed to give up my virginity, he agreed to remove me from his personal list of state-sponsors of terrorism. "
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Question: “Libya says it will work with the United States to spread democracy. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " If we really want Libya to help spread democracy, we’d better give them their weapons back. " Answer 2: " Libya might seem like an unlikely partner, but, given our current international standing, every partner is an unlikely partner. " Answer 3: " The same thing happened with my boyfriend and me, sort of. As soon as I agreed to give up my virginity, he agreed to remove me from his personal list of state-sponsors of terrorism. "this entry's permalink
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