Wednesday, June 21, 2006
From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: “South Carolina is reviewing a bill that would ban the sale of sex toys, joining such states as Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " I guess it's just a matter of time before cucumbers and carrots are sold behind the produce counter. "
Answer 2: " I'm no conservative, but I fear that with our increasing dependence on technology, Americans will lose the skills required to masturbate manually. "
Answer 3: " Look, either leave us sex toys or sodomy. You can't prohibit both. "
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Question: “South Carolina is reviewing a bill that would ban the sale of sex toys, joining such states as Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " I guess it's just a matter of time before cucumbers and carrots are sold behind the produce counter. " Answer 2: " I'm no conservative, but I fear that with our increasing dependence on technology, Americans will lose the skills required to masturbate manually. " Answer 3: " Look, either leave us sex toys or sodomy. You can't prohibit both. "this entry's permalink
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