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Thursday, June 15, 2006

From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?

”Question: In a survey of 33 industrialized nations, the United States was shown to have the second-worst infant-mortality rate. What do you think?”

Answer 1: "Hey, don't put this at my feet. I stopped shaking my babies months ago. "
Answer 2: " Fucking unpatriotic dead babies making the United States look bad. "
Answer 3: " Number two? This is bullshit! "







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