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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?

Question: Scientists have cloned pigs that are engineered to contain omega-3 fatty acids, which produce healthier pork. What do you think?

Answer 1: “"Can't they put some of that omega stuff in cigarettes."
Answer 2: " I don't eats 'em, I just rassles 'em."
Answer 3: " "I'll only be interested when they finally make pig-human hybrids. I could marry one and say, 'Woman! Make me some bacon!' Then she'd dutifully harvest my succulent breakfast."




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