Tuesday, February 28, 2006
From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: “ The findings of a new study show that low-fat diets do not reduce risk of cancer or heart disease. What do YOU think?”
Answer 1: " Yes! Personal accountability takes another blow?"
Answer 2: " I've never heard of the Hardee's Institute For Health, but they've put out a very convincing study here."
Answer 3: " What did it say about smoking? Was there anything in there about smoking? Can we start smoking again?"
Question: “ According to the Government Accountability Office, the Bush Administration spent $1.6 billion in public relations and advertising in the past 30 months. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " I'd say the ads were successful. George Bush has become a household name."
Answer 2: " I didn't realize it cost so much to make oneself look like an apocalyptic nightmare. "
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Question: “ The findings of a new study show that low-fat diets do not reduce risk of cancer or heart disease. What do YOU think?”
Answer 1: " Yes! Personal accountability takes another blow?" Answer 2: " I've never heard of the Hardee's Institute For Health, but they've put out a very convincing study here." Answer 3: " What did it say about smoking? Was there anything in there about smoking? Can we start smoking again?"Question: “ According to the Government Accountability Office, the Bush Administration spent $1.6 billion in public relations and advertising in the past 30 months. What do you think?”
Answer 1: " I'd say the ads were successful. George Bush has become a household name." Answer 2: " I didn't realize it cost so much to make oneself look like an apocalyptic nightmare. "this entry's permalink
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