Friday, December 02, 2005
From The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?"
Question: “Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "These things are being overperformed. I went in for an appendectomy and came out with a healthy baby boy."
Answer 2: "I took fertility drugs, became pregnant with quadruplets, had a C-section three months premature, and my babies were on respirators for four months. Why the fuck haven't I been asked to appear on Oprah?"
Answer 3: "Wait, they normally push it out of where?"
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Question: “Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "These things are being overperformed. I went in for an appendectomy and came out with a healthy baby boy."Answer 2: "I took fertility drugs, became pregnant with quadruplets, had a C-section three months premature, and my babies were on respirators for four months. Why the fuck haven't I been asked to appear on Oprah?"
Answer 3: "Wait, they normally push it out of where?" this entry's permalink
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