Tuesday, October 18, 2005
From this week’s Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: “Bush's Supreme Court nomination of Harriet Miers, his longtime associate and current White House counsel, continues to draw criticism. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "It just goes to show that, in America, anybody can grow up to be a lavishly rewarded sycophant of the president."
Answer 2: "Hey, the president has to go with who he knows, and apparently he was too busy Hoovering up Bolivian marching powder in his Ivy League schools to make any valuable contacts there."
Answer 3: "We should all just feel grateful that Bush apparently doesn’t have a favorite TV show that features any lawyers"
Question: “The FBI is considering relaxing their strict standards for past marijuana use among prospective agents. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "I think it's a good change. The FBI should be open to considering applicants who attended college at some point in their past."
Answer 2: " What's next? Allowing drunks to join the police?"
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Question: “Bush's Supreme Court nomination of Harriet Miers, his longtime associate and current White House counsel, continues to draw criticism. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "It just goes to show that, in America, anybody can grow up to be a lavishly rewarded sycophant of the president." Answer 2: "Hey, the president has to go with who he knows, and apparently he was too busy Hoovering up Bolivian marching powder in his Ivy League schools to make any valuable contacts there." Answer 3: "We should all just feel grateful that Bush apparently doesn’t have a favorite TV show that features any lawyers"Question: “The FBI is considering relaxing their strict standards for past marijuana use among prospective agents. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "I think it's a good change. The FBI should be open to considering applicants who attended college at some point in their past." Answer 2: " What's next? Allowing drunks to join the police?"this entry's permalink
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