Tuesday, June 21, 2005
(Thomas, back from Rio, closely examines a papaya/mamão.)
From this week’s Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: Last week, the Supreme Court upheld the federal government's right to ban marijuana use, even in states that allow it for medical reasons. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "This is sad news for me and other survivors of nausea."
Answer 2: "The Court made the right decision. Once you legalize the medical use of marijuana, it's only a matter of time before you start seeing medical use of harder narcotics, like morphine."
Answer 3: "Great. Now how am I supposed to treat my recurrent case of Doritos Aversion Syndrome?"
Answer 4: "Well, can't these cancer patients paint, play sports, or listen to music instead of doing drugs? That's what they taught us in health class."
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From this week’s Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: Last week, the Supreme Court upheld the federal government's right to ban marijuana use, even in states that allow it for medical reasons. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "This is sad news for me and other survivors of nausea." Answer 2: "The Court made the right decision. Once you legalize the medical use of marijuana, it's only a matter of time before you start seeing medical use of harder narcotics, like morphine." Answer 3: "Great. Now how am I supposed to treat my recurrent case of Doritos Aversion Syndrome?" Answer 4: "Well, can't these cancer patients paint, play sports, or listen to music instead of doing drugs? That's what they taught us in health class."this entry's permalink
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