Wednesday, March 09, 2005
From a recent issue of The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: “The FCC is currently reviewing its ban on the use of cell phones during flights, but many passengers say they like the restriction. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "If they lift the ban on cell-phone use, they better lift the ban on passengers beating the shit out of each other, too."
Answer 2: "I don't know. Last year, the airlines lifted the ban on seat-kicking and look what happened."
Answer 3: "What an ideal marriage of the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell. And Kafka. And Pavlov. And Mengele."
Answer 4: "But...but...what about the disastrous effect cell phones could have on aircraft navigational systems?! Nooo!"
Answer 5: "Awesome! Now I can call my girlfriend and join the Mile High Solo club."
Answer 6: "Now the only thing left is to fill the cabin with ankle-deep brackish ice water, and air travel will be about perfect."
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Question: “The FCC is currently reviewing its ban on the use of cell phones during flights, but many passengers say they like the restriction. What do you think?”
Answer 1: "If they lift the ban on cell-phone use, they better lift the ban on passengers beating the shit out of each other, too." Answer 2: "I don't know. Last year, the airlines lifted the ban on seat-kicking and look what happened." Answer 3: "What an ideal marriage of the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell. And Kafka. And Pavlov. And Mengele." Answer 4: "But...but...what about the disastrous effect cell phones could have on aircraft navigational systems?! Nooo!" Answer 5: "Awesome! Now I can call my girlfriend and join the Mile High Solo club." Answer 6: "Now the only thing left is to fill the cabin with ankle-deep brackish ice water, and air travel will be about perfect."this entry's permalink
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