Thursday, January 27, 2005
Fun-ion
From yesterday's Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?
Question: “After a delay caused by Congressional Democrats, Condoleezza Rice will be confirmed as Secretary of State this week. What do you think? ”
Answer 1: "Great. Now the public face of U.S. diplomacy is that of a pissed-off terrier."
Answer 2: "So she had to explain why she's the best candidate for the job? Big deal. I had to do that last week when I applied at Panda Express."
Answer 3: "I say, why not give Condi a shot as Secretary of State? It might help her self-esteem and encourage her to start taking an interest in her appearance."
Answer 4: "Ms. Rice should make an ideal Secretary of State. She's already proved to the U.S. that she can evade questions in front of a Congressional panel."
Answer 5: "Twenty years ago, I never would've believed that we'd have a black, female Secretary of State, much less one who was a conservative warmonger, too. We've come a long way."
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