Wednesday, September 01, 2004

I Miss Provincetown!

Hello friends. I'm oatmeal this morning - I worked 15 hours yesterday on the 34th floor of 399 Park, locked away again on that deal again (see my blog entries of July 20-21). Also, more bad news for my sister Deena (pictured left 1966), she's looking at several foot operations and probably some disability, and waiting to hear if she still has a job...

To cheer us all up, Aaron's instant humor: from the annals of The Onion, my favorite feature, “What Do YOU Think?

Question: “Last week, China threatened to execute individuals who knowingly spread the SARS virus. What do you think?”

Answer 1: "People with SARS should not be ostracized. Many people with SARS live happy, productive lives for three days before their lungs fall into their underpants."
Answer 2: "I've always said the Chinese don't know how to handle a crisis. Have you ever seen their fire drills?"
Answer 3: "SARS has a 90 percent survival rate. That's a higher survival rate than the one for just living in China."
Answer 4: "Finally, they've hit on a workable method of population control."
Answer 5: "We shouldn't be critical. It's an old Chinese custom to shoot people for no good reason."
Answer 6: "We should let the World Health Organization do the executing. They never get to do the fun stuff."

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