Friday, May 07, 2004

Know Your Onion...

You know I only mention The Onion when it's really funny, which it wasn't for a couple of weeks. But this week it's really awesome. Check out the "What Do You Think?" survey about social security's time bomb future and "Darling, You Were Well Worth Nine Goats," a hilarious tribute/love letter by a (cluelessly) medieval rural Moslem to his (long-suffering) wife.

To whet your appetite, here's a sample of the survey:

Q.Experts urge Congress that Social Security will become insolvent if action isn't taken. What do you think?
A. "It's a good thing I already have a taste for dog food."
A. "Everybody, relax. We'll be fine as soon as we get our money back from Iraq."

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